Bravely bold Sir Robin

Hello everybody!!

Last week I had two exams, so I spent the weekend relaxing and for recreational purposes. I watched the fantastic Monthy Python movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" once again. I even know some dialogues by heart. I just love this movie.

It´s about King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table searching for the Holy Grail. They are making fun of everything, especially the French (sorry, but I meant no offense Claire). It´s absolutely hilarious. So here are the lyrics of one song, sung in the movie by Sir Robin´s minstrel (who unfortunately was eaten later in the movie by the other knights)

Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot

He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin

He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways

Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp

Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken

To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away

And all his limbs hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin

His head smashed in and his heart cut out

And his liver removed and his his bowles unplugged

And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off and his penis....

Brave Sir Robin ran away

Bravely ran away... away...

When danger reared its ugly head

He bravely turned his tail and fled

Yes, Sir Robin turned about

And gallantly he chickened out

Bravely taking to his feet

He beat a very brave retreat

Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin

He is packing it in and packing it up

And sneaking away and buggering up

And chickening out and pissing off home

Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge

Enjoy reading

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